Wanna Live in My Shed? (acoustic)

from by Zero Cool



Excuse me sir may i borrow your arm?

and maybe your leg
i'm in a bit of a bind
whats it gonna take to
help your fellow kind?
sorry honey can't afford the groceries this month
my rent went up 300 bucks
my landlord is a cunt

Then i saw the ad
the answer to my prayers
for 50 bucks a month
it said

Wanna live in my shed?

No heat, No Power
but a roof is over head
so what if i got a fucking
lawnmower in my bed
my wife, she left
but this you oughta know
i don't get fucking lonely
i got a fucking hoe


from Pretty, released March 11, 2008
Words: KP
Music: Zero Cool


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