Wanna Live In My Shed?

from by Zero Cool



‘scuse me sir? Could I borrow your arm?

And maybe your leg I’m in a bit of a bind
Whats it gonna take to help your fellow kind
Sorry hunny cant afford the groceries this month
My rent went up $300 the landlord is a cunt

And then I saw the ad the answer to my prayers
For $50 a month it said

Wanna live in my shed

No heat no power but a roof is over head
So what if I got a fucking lawnmower in my bed
My wife she left but this you oughta know
I don’t get lonely I got a fucking hoe…


from Talk - Action = Hippies, released June 28, 2011
Lyrics: KP
Music: Zero Cool


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