from by Zero Cool



It’s really fucking crowded sitting in this empty room
There is no escape from my schizophrenic womb
My body a weapon my mind is in decay
We’ll watch these assholes play (x2)
My ranting are a river flowing through the city bus
They’ll get under your skin and flow outta you like pus
You’re done with it you’re sick of me like moldy cottage cheese
With a middle finger in my face reflecting my disease

Cuz I don’t wanna do what the voices tell me to
They tell me I’m a schizo
Tell me I’m a schizo
In my head

God I love my Ativan I sunk my battleship
I rewrote the bible using only bacon strips
I’m not one for proverbs but have you heard of “they?”
Bugs Bunny is a Nazi and He shot J.F.K.
I’ll tell you of the future forget about your past
Feeling the caress of dead hands of the past
A prophet? A Mystic? Sit under my tree.
Jesus, Buddha , Allah, ain’t got shit on me

Cuz I don’t wanna do...


from Zero Cool, released July 1, 2017
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Jason Goodall: Best Rich Guy impression


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