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Hey Kids,
Sorry our first album is an acoustic one. But we've had a bit of trouble finding a drummer that can stand us. So on that note i'd like to thank whoever bought this glorified crap.



released March 11, 2008

track 5 features JC Mike Johnson on drums
tracks 6 - 11 feature Porter Bombs on drums
tracks 1 - 4 recorded february 2008
track 5 recorded january 2008
tracks 6 - 11 recorded december 2007

Zero Cool is:
KP = Vox/Plank Player
Jim Nowhere = Vox/Bass/Fuzz

cover photo taken by: LouH

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Punk Fuckin’ Rock from one of the coldest places in the world! What do the the Zero Cool dudes do during the freezing Canadian winter months? They write the best punk medleys the world’s ever seen. Edmonton will never be the same and neither will your ears! ... more

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Track Name: We're Not Fugazi (acoustic)
i don't see black
i don't see white
i don't see colours
in my eyes

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Track Name: Tolerance Lobotomy (acoustic)
How's that working out for you
the tolerance lobotomy?
isolated Christian life
Fuck it all not for me
The shepherd watches over
tells you to go
this is the major voice
tells you what you should know

not for me
Tolerance lobotomy

Wake up from your crusade
the white parade of ignorance
gay or straight who gives a shit
we're all in this together now deal with it
he's different cuz he's black
she's different cuz she's brown
your neo-fascist mentality
you're the one to fucking blame
Track Name: Strangeland (acoustic)
Hey we're all strangers
living in a strange land
time has structured it this way

Our leaders are Aliens
Our leaders are Idiots
Bringing forth the judgement day

Distractions of society
Fought with unjust strife
Assaults on reason is a
Way Of Life
Track Name: Wanna Live in My Shed? (acoustic)
Excuse me sir may i borrow your arm?

and maybe your leg
i'm in a bit of a bind
whats it gonna take to
help your fellow kind?
sorry honey can't afford the groceries this month
my rent went up 300 bucks
my landlord is a cunt

Then i saw the ad
the answer to my prayers
for 50 bucks a month
it said

Wanna live in my shed?

No heat, No Power
but a roof is over head
so what if i got a fucking
lawnmower in my bed
my wife, she left
but this you oughta know
i don't get fucking lonely
i got a fucking hoe