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This is the third and final "full length" album. It was recorded over 2 years. why? no idea. Maybe I'll get someone to review it and post something better here. -KP

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released July 1, 2017

Band:
KP: Guitar
Phil: Bass
Darren: Guitar
Andy: Drums

Vienna Sausage Boys Choir: Matt Cunningham, Randal Graves, Jason Goodall, Mike Hideous, Keelan Mallo-Smith, Jim Nowhere, and Joey Woods.

Keys (on Ikea): Martin Peet
Album Art: Malice
Recorded, Mixed, Mastered: KP
Produced By: Zero Cool


All songs ©Zero Cool 2017

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Punk Fuckin’ Rock from one of the coldest places in the world! What do the the Zero Cool dudes do during the freezing Canadian winter months? They write the best punk medleys the world’s ever seen. Edmonton will never be the same and neither will your ears! ... more

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Track Name: Schizo
It’s really fucking crowded sitting in this empty room
There is no escape from my schizophrenic womb
My body a weapon my mind is in decay
We’ll watch these assholes play (x2)
My ranting are a river flowing through the city bus
They’ll get under your skin and flow outta you like pus
You’re done with it you’re sick of me like moldy cottage cheese
With a middle finger in my face reflecting my disease

Cuz I don’t wanna do what the voices tell me to
They tell me I’m a schizo
Tell me I’m a schizo
In my head

God I love my Ativan I sunk my battleship
I rewrote the bible using only bacon strips
I’m not one for proverbs but have you heard of “they?”
Bugs Bunny is a Nazi and He shot J.F.K.
I’ll tell you of the future forget about your past
Feeling the caress of dead hands of the past
A prophet? A Mystic? Sit under my tree.
Jesus, Buddha , Allah, ain’t got shit on me

Cuz I don’t wanna do...
Track Name: Tarsands Lament
There’s a place in Alberta where all hells breaking loose
money flows like water and the toxins do too
government doesn’t care cuz they’re all on the take
selling out our future for their own pockets sake cuz

nothing lives here anymore
sold our city out like a two bit fucking whore
no one gives a shit anyways
look the other way and go collect your pay

there’s a place in the east acid in the rain
lakes all smell like shit and poison on the plains
they say its “acceptable” they say that it’s “fine”
but my friend in the end it’s a matter of time till

nothing lives here anymore
sold our city out like a two bit fucking whore
no one gives a shit anyways
look the other way and go collect your pay
Track Name: No Brain
An edict came down from the Pigs the other day
3,000,000 people shut their ears
the cattle mooed in unison while farmers shoveled in
political feces domineered

if you think the latter you’re either stupid or insane
you’re not an idiot you’ve just got no…

no brain

The pigs all decided that intelligence was not a privilege or a right
While other animals were concerned with meager things
The pig autocracy will thrive
If you think the latter…
Track Name: Ikea
Moved out on my own and I own fuck all
So I took my broke ass to the local shopping mall
It all costs too much I can’t afford jack so
I’m going to Ikea for a Holmsta and a Lack

But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me

And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)

Everything is cheap they pack it oh so tight
But directions make no sense and ill be here all night
I filled my apartment for around $400
But if I have to move again that’s when I’ll be fucked

But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me

And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
Track Name: Nobody Knows
Alone in the dark I see you
You’re no help to anybody

There’s a couple things that come to mind dear when you
think about it but it seems to me that nobody nobody knows

I wait here for someone
Can’t hear you don’t want to

There’s a couple things...

Why do I want to survive In a world of fucking lies
Baby Cries Sympathize sympathize with me
And all you’ll ever be between you and me
A disease a disease won’t you please leave

You’re full of shit you’re a hypocrite and the worst part is
Is nobody knows.
Track Name: Contract
I don’t care what you say I can’t see you every day
I gotta have my own space don’t leave your clothes at my place
Girl I never asked for this Contract sealed with a kiss
Try to put me in your chains girl you’re driving me insane

Cuz I didn’t ask for this contract sealed with a kiss
I can’t be the answer to your search for eternal bliss
I’m just like a grain of sand try to hold me in your hand
But I just slip away

You can say I’m your man But I don’t think I can
Be the guy you need me to be It’s on the wall why can’t you read
You leave your toothbrush at my pad introduce me to
your mom and dad
Try to put me in your chains girl you’re driving me insane

Cuz I didn’t ask for this contract sealed with a kiss
I can’t be the answer to your search for eternal bliss
I’m just like a grain of sand try to hold me in your hand
But I just slip away

One more time!
Track Name: Cardigans & Chloroform
Grinning teeth and a cardigan he welcomes me
Nervously he bites his lip while his brow begins to sweat
Who’s that man in the corner of the room he’s fast asleep
“He’s tired from the last visitor, McFeely is his name”
Mr. Rogers – This is all really fun
Mr. Rogers – Our time had just begun
Mr. Rogers - Why did you draw the shade?
Mr. Rogers - What’s in this lemonade?

What’s with that look in your eye?
Getting sleepy… Is that a knife?!?!?

“Cardigans and Chloroform kid your future looks forlorn
While Josie looks the other way you will be my loving slave
Bound with love’s extension cord I’m your master no your lord
It’s a beautiful day in the Neighborhood
It’s a beautiful day for killing you”

Mr. Rogers, is having fun
Mr. Rogers, what have you done?

Trolley chimes a saddened song He locks the door
Psalms begin to fill the air a chill goes down my spine
Puppets now surrounding me eyes painted with pain
Their wooden hands put a cloth around my mouth

Mr. Rogers – What smells like Chloroform?
Mr. Rogers – Rough sex and ultra porn
Mr. Rogers – What’s under your floorboards?
Mr. Rogers – This smells like Chloroform

“Chloroform and cardigans nothing tastes quite like kids
After love has had Its way I will perform the chefs ballet.
Oh dear my knife has had a fit, and cut you into little bits.
It’s a Beautiful day in the neighborhood,
It’s a Beautiful day for eating you.”

Mr. Rogers, is having fun
Mr. Rogers, what have you done?
Track Name: Another Damn Problem (A.D.P.)
Your mind defined, a fucking waste of time
Your life your wife, priorities not right
No skills, more pills, not enough to pay the bills
You tell anybody and no one gives a shit

You spread your illusion; it’s just more confusion
You spread your religion; it’s your indecision

Ego so cool come down to earth you fool
It’s wrong it’s right you’ve given up the fight
Karma so fast, gonna bite yo ass,
You tell everybody and one gives a shit

You spread your Delusion; it’s just thought pollution
You spread your religion; it’s your indecision
Track Name: Apathy
Time to beat that horse again
Mushroomclouded dawn of man
No more passion only angst
Compassions gone here come the tanks

We don’t care
You must feed
Watch us bleed
Apathy

Love is drowning watch it die
No one to help and you’re bone dry
Watch it struggle scream and fight
How well did you sleep last night

We don’t care
You must feed
Watch us bleed
Apathy
Track Name: Mormon House Party
Pictionary Pokemon No ones puking on my lawn
Ginger ale in my fridge grandmas here she’s playing bridge

Cuz I don’t wanna go to the Mormon house party

Yeah we’re getting down tonight Molly Mormon looks alight
R.P.s here they’re back for good we’re partying with Peter Priesthood

Cuz I don’t wanna go to the Mormon house party

Donny Osmond and Marie played until the nth degree
Steve remixed this little ditty party like it’s Salt Lake City

Cuz…
Track Name: Popcorn Theory
Genetically modified to want what we don’t need
We’ve slit modesty’s throat and we pay to watch her bleed
The self-mutilating hymn is on everybody’s tongue
Never mind the consequences we’ll just damn the nation’s young

The nations getting larger but intelligence the same
Never mind the price we pay to subsidize the game
Inflation is the word they use to make their bullshit prose
It doesn’t matter what they sell you need it
and will pay through the nose

It’s Greed

We all gather round while scruples circle the drain
It’s a little ironic to support them then complain
Apathy’s the hand that gives your tithe to their purse
Supply and demand really is the nation’s curse.

It’s Greed
The plight of the lesser man.
Track Name: Homeless
Fuck the mortgage Squatters rights
Food and shelter divided by fights
Shoulda woulda this said a thousand times
My will to live is nickels and dimes

Booze, Drugs, Sex, I’m Homeless

Economic cripple shunned by everyone
Societies to blame for what I’ve become
Forgotten by no one and everybody else
One left to blame no one but myself

Booze, Drugs, Sex, I’m Homeless
Track Name: We're Not Fugazi / Servitude is Born
We're not Fugazi
(Traditional)

Servitude is Born
Will power forgotten, Insight Forlorn

Nubiles invaded by the golden generation
Slaves are helpless victims to their own additions
Living to die their bodies not their own
We’ve put a price on peoples’ lives
Autonomy forgotten

Dependancy adapted, servitude is born.
Track Name: Stinky Britches
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